Why am I such a little pansy?

I live in pleasant plains IL and my name is shaun plummer and I like to play with dolls. I also enjoy getting kicked in the nuts. I have a girlfriend but shes pretty butch. Why am I such a little mammas boy? Dang, Im 30 years old, you would think I could grow a pair and stop mooching off my mommy and daddy. What in the world is wrong with me? Am I just a total pathetic loser? Maybe I need other people to tell me what a pathetic loser I really am. And by the way, I have an EXTREMELY SMALL unit. Its really pathetic!